The old Witch Vagina, hungry for power and wanting to rule the earth, tried to eradicate gays from the planet by enclosing the original gay essence in a dildo. But Homoerótico, the god of gays, sent one of his angels to ward off fate. It's said if the angel found the bewitched dildo and used it on Halloween night, the dildo would then transform into a fiery young boy. Releasing the original essence in the angel's bowels, the spell would then be broken....